Onto the stage she did burst,
With a flowing rendition of a popular verse,
Her teeth now she wished she'd looked after,
To a theatre full of applause and laughter,
Her witty collection of stories and rhyme,
Have certainly stood the test of time,
The show was memorable, true and funny,
Definately worth spending the money,
Her anecdotes are of everyday life,
Of knowledgable husbands and marital strife,
This is a brilliant and hilarious show,
If you get the chance you really should go,
To the audience her amazing life she shares,
Our thanks to the one and only PAM AYRES.